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17yr:

[boy voice] yeah i read a lot of nietzsche and hemingway, i listen to radiohead and radiohead only, pop music makes me sick, i’m all about equal rights between men and women and all but theres scientific evidence that men are better than women

not-a-comedian:

I made some Animal Crossing Sticker sets! [Cats][Bunnies][Cubs] (2.79$ per set)

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

arielries:

a long time ago or another universe, a coronation, and a first meeting

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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unicorn-ice:

INGLOT

What has caused you to hate men so much?
Anonymous

claudiaboleyn:

Funny you should ask! I’ll let you in on my origin story if you like?

Well, once upon a time I was your average, man-loving, non-opinionated, quiet, submissive, totally sexually available young woman. I loved the dudes. I can’t tell you how much I worshipped those blokes. I couldn’t even open a jar back then. Ah, the memories. I shied from the colour blue. I refused to step into a room that contained power tools. Football frightened me into week long seclusions. Don’t get me started on the horror beer brought on. 

And then, one night, I left my window open. It was hot, y’know? I probably shouldn’t have done it. 

But in flew the Misandry Fairy. She was magnificent. As she fluttered into my room she left a trail of glittering misogynist tears that sparkled like diamonds. She wore blood red especially smeary lipstick, the type that scares guys and makes them afraid of kissing you, to ward them off. She had beautifully hairy legs, hairy arms, and wore high waisted shorts (which we all know is the 2014 trend men hate). It wasn’t 2014 at the time, you understand, but she’s a fairy so I assume she looked into the future to find inspiration for her particular misandric look. She was also a lesbian. Because we all know how those lesbians hate men, right? 

"Claudia," she said to me. "It’s time to face your destiny. Inside of you is a burning misandric rage unlike anything the world has ever seen. When you wake up tomorrow, I want you opening jars left right and centre. Open so many jars that the men get jealous. Open so many jars that you and everyone around you are in danger of drowning in the contents. Keep on opening them. No matter what. Never give up." 

I was so shocked that I did not answer. It was the middle of the night and I was unaccustomed to being visited by such wise and noble beings. 

Before she left, she turned around in the air, her fluttering rainbow wings shining in the moonlight, and whispered: “Also, you’re queer. The Coming Out fairy was busy so I took his shift. Have a nice day.” 

The next morning I awoke and began to carry out my purpose. From that day on, men have trembled to see me. Occasionally they whimper “don’t let her near any jars for the love of God”, but most of the time they merely scatter as I enter any vicinity I please. 

I owe her everything. Without her, I would not be the woman I am today. 

This story is 100% true. You can quote me on it and everything. Never let anyone tell you fairies don’t exist. They do. And they’re raging misandrists. 

xxx

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

equius i love you so much. i hate people who say you are disgusting and creepy. you care for nepeta like no other and your just such a sweety pie and i just love you so much.
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pester-stuck:

D —> I don’t find such predispositions offensive
D —> In fact
D —> I find them flattering
D —> In no way am I surprised that my impressive STRONGNESS and muscular prowess
D —> Distract those who know me from the underlying intricacies that compose my personality
D —> It is pleasant, however
D —> That you claim to appreciate the less known portion of me

reapersun:

this is my new otp hannigrab and this blog is now exclusively hannigrab arts alright